You know when you poke around other blogs and you suddenly discover a blog you can’t believe you didn’t know about. Well, I just found “Sardonic Catholic Dad” and it had one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.
Just a reminder that you should check you kids homework before they turn it in.
Look at the picture and then read the mother’s explanation to her daughter’s teacher. (names left out for privacy)
Dear (Teacher),I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely, Mrs. …(Mother)
So go check out Sardonic Catholic Dad. I’m heading over there now as well.
February 2, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Too too funny! I head over to SCD from time to time as well – it’s a great blog.
February 2, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Oh my gosh – that is too funny!
February 2, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Yeah….she looks too flat to be a pole-dancer anyway.
February 2, 2009 at 10:32 pm
the more I look at it the harder I laugh. Great find.
February 3, 2009 at 12:18 am
Suppose Mom had reviewed the assignment before it was handed in. How would she explain to her daughter why it was not suitable? Just wondering.
February 3, 2009 at 12:26 am
I haven’t visited SCD in a while so this was quite funny to find here! Thanks for sharing.
February 3, 2009 at 1:14 am
That is once-in-a-lifetime funny.
~cmpt
February 3, 2009 at 1:51 am
Ahyup, that’ll teach Mom to be on top of the kiddo’s homework!
February 3, 2009 at 2:49 am
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
— Mack
February 3, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Thank you Matthew — I literally laughed out loud at 7 am. It’s going to be a good day.
Have a great one!
–Laura
February 3, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Matthew,
THANK YOU! I needed a good laugh!!! I am crying from laughing so hard. This is hysterical and I can definitely relate on this one… will have to check out Sardonic Catholic Dad. This one was priceless!!!
Good cover up by mom… the closet Home Depot exoctic shovel dancer…