Look, I’m not sexist or anything but I am a man. A non-Perez Hilton kinda’ guy, if you know what I mean. So these ideas occur to me from time to time.
I’ve always dug conservative women. Even when I was a young atheist idiot liberal I always thought conservative women were just prettier and more self confident but I think the idea has now gained a national and undeniable prominence.
I’m starting to think conservatives are getting hotter than their liberal counterparts.
Just recently, Miss California came out against gay marriage. And just as the parasites from the left attack her, Angie Harmon defends Miss California.
Then just today I read that Kathy Ireland announces she’s pro-life.
And Janine Turner defends Sarah Palin like it’s her job.
And that’s just off the top of my head.
If I’m a liberal I’m starting to worry about the hotness gap.
I don’t know about you but I could kind of get into being a member of the hotter end of the political spectrum. I know. I know I’ve said before we shouldn’t be shallow about looks but that’s when I didn’t know we were hotter than the other side.
I mean we could come out with calendars kind of hot. Not swimsuits or anything but maybe some casual business wear. (I hear we could get Sarah’s old campaigning clothes pretty cheap. They’re practically giving them away!)
I mean it’s been great all these years telling the libs that we’re more moral than them but when we drop on them that we’re hotter, that’ll hit them where it hurts. Oh yeah.
I’m feeling so good about myself today that I’m goin’ struttin’.
If there are any female Catholic bloggers who would like to make a male list feel free. We’ll link to it. I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.
Update: Pundette has lightheartedly taken us up on our offer.
Update II:S. Logan thinks it’s all about the “gumption.”