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2 Yellowstone National Park workers have been fired after urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. Now we know how the park got its name.
Obama Says U.S. Long-Term Debt Load ‘Unsustainable. like a drunk in the morning says I cant keep doing ths right before his next swig.
Comparing the death penalty and abortion,Norah O’Donnell on MSNBC just said “Abortion is Death?”Uh-oh.Thinking is dangerous Norah.#catholic
Palin/Prejean 2012. Yes I know Carrie isn’t old enough. But if a Kenyan can be Prez, why not a 24yr old Silicone American for veep? #tcot
Irony: A school with the mascot called “Sun Devils” refuses to give honorary degree to Obama while Catholic Notre Dame does.#catholic
Pelosi: Yes I held the hose at Gitmo but I thought we were giving baths. Yes I pulled out their fingernails, but they were dirty. #tcot
Sarah Palin said she supports Carrie Prejean. I guess there’s only one thing left to say: Palin/Prejean 2012! #tcot
Anyone else think that by next week, Nancy Pelosi will be admitting to holding the water hose at Gitmo.#tcot
LAT reports child molesting teachers are transferred to other classrooms. If only teachers could marry this would never happen.#catholic
The Vatican Press office makes W.H. Press Sec. Robert Gibbs almost look competent. Almost.#catholic
Chris Buckley’s new column is “Would My Father Have Voted for Obama?” Enough already. This guy brings up his father more than Jesus did#tcot
Obama Pays to Treat Alcoholism in Chinese Hookers! What about drunk American hookers? They’re not good enough?!#tcot
Sweden rules gender-based abortion is legal. Don’t worry. We still win. In America, abortion is legal for ANY REASON AT ANY TIME.#prolife
Considering stopping use of Foxnews.com. The website is so smutty I can’t even read it @home for fear of kids seeing it. Anyone else ?
Self professed feminist Christian Pagan Buddhist Goddess worshiper Cybill Shepherd says Prop 8 passage fault of Mormons & Catholics. Hooray!
Baptist school might suspend student 4 attending prom violating ban on dancing, rock & hand holding. Is this a promo for Footloose remake?
Megahn McCain said conservatives are prudish about sex. Then why do we have more kids than liberals?#tcot#catholic
Is there nothing baby wipes can’t fix. I say we try them at Chernobyl and just see what happens. I think we’d be pleasantly surprised.
Imagine if you poured 2,000 M&Ms into a bowl to eat. Then, to seem responsible, you put back 1 M&M. Who would buy that? #tcot
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