As everybody has heard by now, Obama uses the completely unverifiable metric of created or saved to claim credit for some fictional 150,000 jobs.

Pondering this, I couldn’t help but think of some other things that Obama has created or saved that are likely much more real than those 150,000 jobs.

  1. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Biden Jokes.
  2. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Government programs
  3. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Liberal Car Dealers
  4. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Republicans
  5. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Gun Owners
  6. Obama has created or saved at least 2 rogue state nuclear programs
  7. Obama has created or saved Seven Million nervous Israelis
  8. Obama has created or saved The teleprompter industry
  9. Obama has created or saved the careers of dozens of tax cheats
  10. Obama has created or saved the 1.6 Million pink slips.

What did I miss?