OK. I stole this from Muellerstuff who stole it from On The Other Foot who stole it from Cracked. Now normally I’d just toss you over to the original source but the language there is…shall we say…a bit salty.
So what the heck I figured we’d have some fun with it. Throw out your captions for this photo.
Here’s some good ones from the aforementioned sites to get you going:
1) We’re not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We’re just saying that something bad might happen if you don’t.
2) The main suspects in yesterday’s drive-by baptisms.
3) “Yeah, you BETTER pray.”
4) Look out! It’s the brothers from Our Lady of the Broken Kneecaps.
5) No one expects the New Jersey Inquisition
October 2, 2009 at 5:50 pm
The Real Apostate-busters.
The Real Heresy-busters.
The Fish Pack
The Cross Pack
The Sun Pack
("Canticle of the Sun")
The Heavenly Summit
("the summit")
–gbm3
October 2, 2009 at 5:57 pm
What can Brown do for you?
October 2, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Bad boys bad boys what are you going to do when THEY come for you?
October 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm
The Fish Pack: They did it Jesus' Way
OR
The Fish Pack: They did it Christ's Way
–gbm3
October 2, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Meet the new "prAy-Team"
October 3, 2009 at 2:33 am
Holy Strollers.
October 3, 2009 at 2:37 am
"You lookin' at me, MUNK?"
October 3, 2009 at 5:08 am
Extras cast in some anti-Catholic movie or TV show. Nothing about them evokes anything pious, including those cheap "habits."
Matt
October 5, 2009 at 2:59 am
"I don't see rosaries at their waists, either."
Rosaries? We don't gotta show you no rosaries.
Kit
October 5, 2009 at 10:02 pm
"Load up the Monk module, Tank. The machines aren't programmed for religion."
October 7, 2009 at 2:45 am
I wonder who these guys really are?
They look kinda like the popes secret service. Maybe they are members of the RCIA (Roman Catholic Intelligence Agency).
Oh, the Rosaries? They are in semi-covert mode. Showing their Rosaries would be overt mode.