OK. I stole this from Muellerstuff who stole it from On The Other Foot who stole it from Cracked. Now normally I’d just toss you over to the original source but the language there is…shall we say…a bit salty.

So what the heck I figured we’d have some fun with it. Throw out your captions for this photo.

Here’s some good ones from the aforementioned sites to get you going:

1) We’re not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We’re just saying that something bad might happen if you don’t.

2) The main suspects in yesterday’s drive-by baptisms.

3) “Yeah, you BETTER pray.”

4) Look out! It’s the brothers from Our Lady of the Broken Kneecaps.

5) No one expects the New Jersey Inquisition