OK. I got some bad news. That picture you’re looking at is real.
Those strange lights were seen over Norway. And that’s bad news. I haven’t seen anything like that outside of sci-fi movies…evah! In sci-fi speak that’s a vortex or a gateway kinda thing. And to make matters worse it looks like the dropping off kind of vortex-ish-y thingy. And if I know anything about vortex-ish-y thingies on Earth it’s this – dropping off is bad.
I’m not one for predictions but I’m thinking tomorrow’s likely gonna’ be Sunny with a decent chance of INTERGALACTIC SPACE VILLAIN!!!!
Some scientists are saying that nobody should be worried at all because it’s probably just the Russians shooting missiles over Norwegians heads. Look folks, when your best case scenario is the Russians are shooting missiles over your heads, you know it’s bad. I mean, that’s what they’re telling people to calm them down.
In case you don’t believe the picture (as my wife doesn’t) here’s some video below. I’m really hoping that it’s no coincidence that Obama’s scheduled to go over to Norway today.
December 10, 2009 at 2:47 am
Didn't our Lady speak about strange lights in the sky appearing before something really incredibly double-plus ungood would happen?
December 10, 2009 at 3:38 am
It's the mind control vortex-ish-y thing that hypnotized the Nobel committee.
Just don't look at it too long.
December 10, 2009 at 4:10 am
Oh Crud!
Those Heaven's Gate wackos were right after all.
Where did I leave that five dollar bill and three quarters, those black shirts, sweat pants, and brand new black-and-white Nike Windrunner athletic shoes?
December 10, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Eeeks, someone opened the Stargate.
December 10, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Maybe they'll take Obama away…
December 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
It's Morgoth and the swirly things are the Void.
December 10, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Yep, they must have opened the Stargate to that planet being devoured by a black hole. Good call Fr. are you an airforce chaplain at Stargate Command?
December 10, 2009 at 6:44 pm
where are our weekly signs of the apocalypse when we need them?!?!!
December 10, 2009 at 7:14 pm
@Karen: c'mon, everyone knows Morgoth has been shut behind the Doors of Night, and anyone who believes that he can be brought back into Arda has fallen for the lies and deceptions of Sauron!
December 11, 2009 at 3:05 am
Attention K-mart shoppers. There is a blue light special on Nobel Peace Prizes. Now only slightly easier to get than Tiger Woods as a spokesman.
December 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm
I'm not much of a praying man, but… save us, Captain Kirk!