The Obama administration is considering reviewing the legality of the college football Bowl Championship Series, the Justice Department has announced.
Is there anything this administration feels is not in its purview?
In a memo, Obama’s Justice Department wrote: “The administration shares your belief that the current lack of a college football national championship playoff with respect to the highest division of college football … raises important questions affecting millions of fans, colleges and universities, players and other interested parties.”
Obama has indicated preference for a playoff system and said he was going to “to throw my weight around a little bit” to push college football toward a playoff system.
Inside sources known only to CMR say that once the Obama administration is done with college football, the administration is going to look at changing the rules for playground Tag.
One source said that many Democrats on the Hill currently feel it is unfair for just one person to be “it” and they’re looking to spread the “it-ness” around.
“For years the weakest child on the playground has been ‘it’ more than any other child while the stronger faster children run around and are never ‘it.’
Proposed changes are going to be a mandatory “it” classification for all Tag participants. That way no one is better or worse. Everyone will be “it”.
HT Jeremy Burke