Boy this sounds bad. Have you heard of the Hindenburg Omen? I never had until yesterday and I wish I never did. Oh it sounds bad, real bad. And it has just been triggered so stock up on beef jerky and Fruit Loops, its going to be a bumpy ride.

In a nutshell, the Hindenburg Omen is a complex set of financial indicators that when they occur are supposed to presage a complete collapse of the market. As it turns out, all the criteria were satisfied last Thursday and thus the egg timer of doom has been set in motion. And for all you doubters out there you should know that the Hindenburg Omen was created by a blind mathematician. A blind mathematician! You don’t get more serious and scary than that!

Anyway, since it seems we only have a month left before there are panicked runs on banks, grocery stores, and Cold Stone Creameries, I thought I should get into the eerily titled prognostication business before there is no future left to prognosticate about. After all, the Hindenburg Omen is just the tip of the iceberg.

The Homosexual Harbinger

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