First the good news. Somebody in Michigan bought a $128M lottery ticket.
Now the bad news. They bought it at a porn store and in Michigan winners cannot remain anonymous.
So in order to claim his/her millions, somebody will have to admit to the world that they are a perv.
So far, nobody has come forward to claim the ticket. Ahem.
“Honey, its not what it looks like!”
Well, with $128M, you can afford a lot of sex rehab or a new wife.
November 8, 2010 at 2:46 pm
You are such a sexist! She could need a new husband. Just kidding. This reminds me of when a community was trying to get rid of a porn shop not far from where we lived. We took pictures of the cars parked in the lot and published them with names of registered owners from the DMV, including one local politician. He claimed his privacy was violated!
November 8, 2010 at 3:13 pm
He claimed his privacy was violated!
yeah? Did he try to press the issue legally? If so, how did that turn out?
November 8, 2010 at 3:16 pm
P.S. the reason I ask is because on Youtube there are a series of videos by an anti-abortionist atheist (God bless them) who protests at an abortuary with a camera and records anyone who confronts him. Time after time people claim he has no right to film them which is baloney when you are in a public place. I was just wondering how it played out in the case you describe.
November 8, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Wait, I thought the reason guys went to those places was that they couldn't get lucky.
November 8, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Romish, It's been a number of years, but I think he decided it looked bad for him because every time he complained to the very local paper, they put his picture, named the office he held and the picture of his car in the porn place's lot, so even more people knew. He finally shut up, but lost in the next election and the place closed up. I think it's a restaurant now. And that was in (D) Maryland!
November 8, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Down at the bottom of the article, it mentions that they have a window for folks walking to the bus– the guy may not have even gone inside.
November 8, 2010 at 11:14 pm
@ Anon. LOL!
November 17, 2010 at 4:48 pm
You meant with $64M he can find a new wife, didn't you? 😉