Weasel Zippers reports that a Florida school district has banned the colors red and green during Christmas season. No word on whether they’ll actually remove the colors from the Crayola boxes so as to ensure that nobody might be offended. And is it all shades of green -will teal be removed?

It’s come to this…

Teachers at Heathrow Elementary School have been ordered to banish images of Santa Claus from classrooms — along with traditional Christmas colors like red and green.

“You can’t use red and green,” one outraged parent told WESH. “It’s ridiculous.”

Read the rest at Weasel Zippers.