You wanna’ be scared. No one and I mean no one will be able to read this post and see this video and remain unmoved. And when I say you’ll be moved I mean you’ll be horrified.
The AP reports the most foreboding lede I’ve ever read:
The Hubble Space Telescope got its first peek at a mysterious giant green blob in outer space and found that it’s strangely alive.
The bizarre glowing blob is giving birth to new stars, some only a couple million years old, in remote areas of the universe where stars don’t normally form.
Yup. A green blog…no wait…an ALIVE green intergalactic blog is traipsing across the universe making stars.
It just worries me. Don’t know why. Just does. I’m not afraid to admit that alive green intergalactic star-pooping blobs scare me. You know why? Because if these exist, what the heck else is out there? Bigfoot and the Montauk Monster don’t seem like much of a stretch now do they?
But I assure you that is not the scariest thing out there. This video may be. And be sure to watch it until the end because it gets so much more horrific at the end. So much more:
January 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm
I'll take my chances with the giant green gas blob. Less threatening than the hip-hop blue hairs.
January 12, 2011 at 2:05 pm
OK, that's 5:12 I'll never get back…
January 12, 2011 at 2:33 pm
Pathetic
January 12, 2011 at 3:01 pm
Was that the Call to Action chorus?
January 12, 2011 at 3:03 pm
You know all the stuff that's been said about right-wing talk and blogs inciting violence? You know what, it might be true in this case because I suddenly have the urge to take a hammer to my own skull after watching that.
January 12, 2011 at 3:59 pm
I'm sorry… what's the point?
January 12, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Whew, after 15 seconds or so I knew where this was going and saved my precious ears from the trauma.
January 12, 2011 at 4:38 pm
I loved this video.It should be sent to everyone who listens to hip hop….or any type of pop music, for that matter.
January 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm
My five-year-old came by while the video was playing and said, "Why do they have to do that?"
January 12, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Back-to-back apocalypse posts by the CMR brothers? Now THAT'S scary!
January 12, 2011 at 5:28 pm
Hahahah!
"My hands hurt…Oh yeah? Well now your back's gonna be hurtin' cause you just pulled yard duty!!"
Hahahahahah!
January 12, 2011 at 5:41 pm
Which Catholic church was this performed in?
January 12, 2011 at 6:53 pm
This has to take a few months off of purgatory for sure.
January 12, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Good God. I can't unsee that. Like Larry D., I will take my chances with the blob.
Hey Larry: let's stave off the hungry green blob by tossing it disrobed senior citizens one by one. It should buy us hours of precious time.
January 12, 2011 at 9:33 pm
OK. I don't like it, and musically and stylistically, it needs to go, well, just away. But those are the cutest elderly people, and I just can't hate on them. That was the First Baptist Church of somewhere, you know? Thankfully, it cannot be claimed by us.
January 12, 2011 at 9:37 pm
Awful doesn't even begin to describe that. I managed to hit the stop button as soon as the oldies started singing about getting too hot. I don't want to know what happened after that.
January 12, 2011 at 10:38 pm
It's the Great Green Arkleseizure!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadodo_Publications#Viltvodle_VI
God help us.
January 13, 2011 at 12:26 am
Is it a joke? I don't get it.
January 13, 2011 at 3:23 am
Hey Larry: let's stave off the hungry green blob by tossing it disrobed senior citizens one by one. It should buy us hours of precious time.
What do you have against green blobs, Blackrep?
January 13, 2011 at 7:19 pm
I might need to suggest we hire them as our choir at Mass, they sang some very deep, theologically sound hymns. It should deepen all our faiths.