Ok. I realize that it is only January 17th, but I am officially declaring this the worst movie of 2011.
When “from the director of MY BLOODY VALENTINE” is used as a selling point, you know its gonna be bad.
In the newest 3D action-adventure from the director of MY BLOODY VALENTINE, DRIVE ANGRY 3D stars Nicolas Cage as Milton, a hardened felon who has broken out of hell for one last chance at redemption. Intent on stopping a vicious cult who murdered his daughter, he has three days to stop them before they sacrifice her baby beneath a full moon.
He’s joined by Piper (Amber Heard) — a young, sexy waitress who liberates her ex-boyfriend’s cherry-red muscle car in order to help Milton. Now, the two of them are hot on the trail of the deadly leader of the cult, Jonah King (Billy Burke), who believes it is his destiny to use the baby to unleash hell on earth.
But the bloodthirsty cult is the least of Milton’s problems. The police are after him too. And worse, an enigmatic killer known only as “The Accountant” — who has been sent by the Devil to retrieve Milton and deliver him back to hell. With wicked cunning and hypnotic savagery, the Accountant will relentlessly pursue Milton at high speed across the country until his mission is accomplished….
Behold, “Drive Angry 3D”
Nic Cage, what are you thinking??
January 17, 2011 at 6:44 am
Can't wait to see the USCCB review for this one.
January 17, 2011 at 7:34 am
This has sequel written all over it should it be successful.
January 17, 2011 at 12:06 pm
I attended a early viewing of this movie. It was great!! Not a lot of substance, but very fun to watch. A popcorn movie. The 3D was excellent.
January 17, 2011 at 12:44 pm
This might very well be the best movie that has ever come out ever! I'm hoping the squeal will have a hard drinking priest with a heart of gold and a blessed machine gun!
January 17, 2011 at 2:09 pm
I miss Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn.
— Mack
January 17, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Actually, the plotline sort of reminds me of "All Dogs go to heaven"
January 17, 2011 at 6:26 pm
Wow. Nicholas Cage….thinking. Wait,……nope. Can't get there.
January 17, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Wha?????
Cool cars, awesome guns, fantastic explosions, fightn' the devil, saving babies. This looks freakin' awesome!
"Tween now and then, I'ma mess you up!" I have my new line of the week to rustle my kids into bed.
January 17, 2011 at 9:10 pm
I can tell you what he's NOT thinkning. He's not thinking, "Hmmm…maybe I should get someone else to review scripts for me."
January 18, 2011 at 7:10 pm
The Accountant? Really? Never before has Sheldon Fiskowitz CPA, instilled such fear! Does he wear black horned rimmed glasses and carry a supernatural adding machine? I bet he can ten-key by touch like nobody's bidniz! Watch out as he sends a flaming 1040-EZ to wreak destruction on those who oppose him. No wait, make that an 1120 – we got to have an evil corporation involved somehow.
January 18, 2011 at 7:11 pm
This is definitely an argument for reviewing scripts while sober.
January 19, 2011 at 3:29 pm
I've never seen "My Bloody Valentine" but I happen to know it was filmed here in Pittsburgh. That's because some friends of mine supplied a bit player – their pet rat Jumbalaya is in one scene.