I have zero intention of watching tonight’s State of the Union speech by President Obama. To give you an indication of how much I intend to NOT watch the speech here’s a list of things I’d rather do than watch Obama tonight.
1) Attend a three hour Ivy League symposium on Nancy Pelosi’s great theological wisdom called “From Aquinas to Pelosi.”
2) Watch Season 1 DVD of “The Good Guys.” The extended Director’s version.
3) Drink Pop Rocks and soda.
4) Discuss all the successes that the “Spirit of Vatican II” has had on the Catholic Church.
5) Aerobicize to a Jane Fonda video. And I’d be rocking the leotards ’cause that’s how I roll.
6) Watch a Jane Fonda double feature starting with “Stanley and Iris” and “Monster in Law.”
7) Hang out with my gassy buddy Rich in a science lab with all the bunsen burners on high.
8) Nair Ernest Borgnine’s back
9) Nair Nancy Pelosi’s back.
10) Read Vox Nova. Even the combox!!!!!!!
Please let me know what you’d rather do than watch Obama’s State of the Union show tonight.
January 26, 2011 at 12:58 am
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January 26, 2011 at 1:00 am
Remember the horrible time I had in that religious cult I used to belong to!
January 26, 2011 at 1:24 am
Wait what was that about the gassy vox nova lighting up the bunsen burners while watching the big lebowski (expletives deleted)?
January 26, 2011 at 1:41 am
Yeah, I'm actually going to watch it and then spend the next 72 hours dissecting and correcting with Hubby. That will be fun. I guess we are masochists.
January 26, 2011 at 2:32 am
Read CMR and comment.
January 26, 2011 at 3:19 am
It's just the opening act for Paul Ryan, right?
January 26, 2011 at 5:17 am
I'd rather have a root canal.
January 26, 2011 at 8:35 am
I was in the bathroom throwing up, definitely a better use of my time.
January 26, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Did somebody say something?
January 26, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Sleep.