A must watch for Christians is coming to television soon! Is there any doubt that with the title “Good Christian B#tches” that Christians all over America will be tuning in to really see themselves in this kind of art. Sometimes I just feel that Hollywood really gets us, you know. Like really understands what makes Christians tick. It makes me feel all gooey inside like the time I ate the green stuff inside my Stretch Armstrong.
Hollywood Reporter says:
Jennifer Aspen has been cast in ABC’s “Good Christian Bitches” pilot.
The dramedy, from Sex and the City executive producer Darren Star and based on Kim Gatlin’s book, follows a woman who moves back to her Dallas neighborhood after a divorce only to become the center of salacious gossip from the community’s church-going wives.
Can’t. Miss. By only alienating about 50% of the country before it even films it’s a sure fire success.
I’m thinking already about a crossover episode with the b#tches of “The View.” You know, maybe the ladies of the View are all in a car and it breaks down in the town because dopey Elizabeth thought the “E” on the gas dial stood for “Enough” and then they run into these Christian b#tches. Hilarity ensues because remember Christianity is a punchline for the secular elite.
I can’t wait for next year’s (as of yet unannounced) spinoff “Muslim b#tches” that will make the catchphrase “Now, don’t lose your head!” a household laugh line.
Oh boy, I’m getting my TiVo warmed up.
February 26, 2011 at 2:53 am
This should really be fun! I've been waiting for a long time for television to hit rock bottom. This could be it!
February 26, 2011 at 3:37 am
I think that the producer has to prove that in a court of law or retract his slander. It is now time to call these people to account for the slander they spew on other people. Their sponsors need to know that I and me and mine will not buy their products. Please find out who their sponsors are and where they will be showing this horror and please hold them liable as well for sponsoring this monstrosity. And please hurry.
February 26, 2011 at 3:38 am
maybe they are just doing it to get government money knowing and wanting it to collapse
February 26, 2011 at 4:36 am
Seems to me the producers could use Catholic blog comboxes and discussion boards as source material.
Honestly – don't have any personal experience with evangelicals, but Catholics are so nasty to each other out here on the internet – and on a personal level – I really don't know if we have the right to be offended.
February 26, 2011 at 4:54 am
Wow … this should be almost as big a breakout as Swingtown! This could be the vehicle Jennifer Aspen was looking for to rocket her to the big screen.
Sheesh … it's bad enough they want to try yet another angle on Desperate Housewives by crossing it with "Harper Valley PTA"; they must be hoping the controversial title will get their first episode numbers over the top. Next year, it'll be even more obvious … something like David Cameron producing an adaptation of God Is Not Great.
February 26, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Wasn't this show already done? "Harper Valley PTA"?
February 26, 2011 at 1:29 pm
You know, Meredeth Wilson did the same plot mechanic with the Pickalittle Ladies in The Music Man – but not offensively. Gossipy (Church) ladies is hardly new as a literary device. The only thing ABC is doing is being extra nasty about it.
February 26, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Hollywood has always been controled by an anti-Christian group. If the decent people want this filth to stop, stop watching their films and tv shows. Don't stop watching until they go bankrupt and have to close their studios. And when new people take over the businesses, inform them that what happened to the former owner can happen to them if they chose to pll the same thing.
February 26, 2011 at 7:56 pm
@Anonymous at 11:36PM. You and I ought to be offended for their sake. Why are they using their brains and talents as compost heaps? Have they asked any "Christian B#tches" if they are "Good"? Jesus Christ said :"Only God is good." Therefore, they ought not be throwing any stones and ought to be wiping the windows in their glass houses. The sooner these people acknowledge that all persons have the right to be free of libel and slander and false witness the happier our nation will be. I mean: WHO are they to be casting aspersions on another person for their religious beliefs? That is religious discrimination. Crime, little and big, has no freedom. Only truth has free speech, press and assembly. This is definitely violating peaceable assembly, and if we let them get away with it who will be next? The Constitution was written to bring the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. Yet these cast stones on innocent newly begotten, yet unborn sovereign persons and they ought to be driven out of a free people. Let them take their evil and leave, as no citizen behaves against his brother and neighbor in this abominable way. It is called sanctions and sanction we must the atrocities, for murder will be next when mob mentality absorbes the people.
February 26, 2011 at 8:37 pm
There is only ONE WAY to end this show.
Boycott the sponsors until they drop their sponsorship. Easy!
February 27, 2011 at 3:20 am
Boycott. I call a boycott just like we did for the MTV "Skins". We got Taco Bell to pull their sponsorship, but…..nobody else and the show is still on the air and increasing in popularity. But we must stand up and show them that Catholic's aren't stupid b***ches. We are human beings!! Our church is very wealthy. We should ask our Church to stop this nonsense. Why does the Pope need so much money anyway? We collect money from poor people all over the world every Sunday. We need to put that money to a good use and stop the Christian B***tches.
February 27, 2011 at 11:25 pm
Boycott the sponsorship……1st thing I plan to do and tell my Millons of brothers and sisters in Christ to do too! The writers all need to be replaced with writers that have a brain, heart and some talent!
February 28, 2011 at 12:00 am
@Anonymous said…
Seems to me the producers could use Catholic blog comboxes and discussion boards as source material…..
That surprised me to read, Because I'm Evangelical and talk to a lot of Catholics online and read their sites.(mostly because I admire their fight for the unborn nad family issues.)I don't hide that I'm not Catholic and I know Meany of them Catholics believe for me to be in true church I should be, but they are always respectful to me. I find them to be very pleasant caring people.
AS FAR A THE SHOW…maybe this is a good thing, shows the public how the Hollywood elites can be. and draws attention to the fact that Christians have been discriminated against for years now. this show wouldn't be made about any other group, not with that tittle.
February 28, 2011 at 12:03 am
and boycotting?? no I don't believe in boycotts. But I do believe in spreading the word and getting people to question things, then they can make their decision to watch or not watch. no one watching ends a better message, that people don't want it, then signs and hoop-law.
February 28, 2011 at 8:20 pm
@Mary De Foe. Your name is almost Mary De Voe. In a milieu where Supreme Court Justice???Ruth Bader Ginsberg champions turning 14 year old children into sex-slaves for impure, lecherous and SICK old men, wherein, the newly begotten innocent children whose will and conscience are denied as created in self-evident truth, in a nation whose Law of the Land has legalized fetal homicide, what recourse has a person whose free will and conscience has already been denied by the Ruler Obama (Obama is not king, monarch nor president because I am not his constitutent.)
A person who repudiates the founding principles located in the Declaration of Independence and Our Constitution has repudiated his citizenship. Atheists, abortionists, pornographers and slanderers have no legal standing in a court of law because they become perjurers having rejected self-evident truths, and the blessings of liberty for our common good. Mob mentality is the weapon brandished by the slanderer, pornograper and liar to refute the Rule of Law. (Eve ought to have given the apple to Satan and told him to eat it. Satan wanted to be God but was to cowardly to face the truth or God.) in healthcare turning all men into property of the state. I am a sovereign person with an immortal soul, free will and consent and I do not consent to being libeled, not as a "B#tch" or as property of anyone but almighty God. Read the Declaration Of Independence and our constitution. Only TRUTH has freedom of religion, speech, press, and PEACEABLE ASSEMBLY. These war-mongering, mob-mentality fomenters will have the tsunami of their evildoing close in upon them as did the RED SEA over Pharoah's soldiers. They are property and they think that the devil will show them mercy, but they and their chariots will be stuck in the muck at the bottom of the sea, and God bless the muck for it did nothing to deserve such perversion.
@Born Free. All of the sanctions called for must be employed. I have found that standing for the TRUTH is very effective,(and one finds many friends standing there for the TRUTH). Avoiding merely disabled virtue, discarded virginity, minds filled with rot, mouths filled with deceit, the brimestone and fire stench of this misadventure already sickens and contravenes the common good.
February 28, 2011 at 8:26 pm
@anonymous at 11:36: Speak for yourself.
March 1, 2011 at 3:07 am
Darren Star: homosexual and jewish (aka, secular elite)