13 New Slogans for the Anti-War Protesters who oddly don’t seem too upset by Obama’s…uhm…kinetic military actions.
1) All We are Saying is Give Bombs a Chance
2)Make Kinetic Military Actions, Not War.
3) We Will Fight Our Country’s Battles from Madison Wisconsin to the Shores of Tripoli.
4) War! What is It Good For? Absolutely…uhm…raising poll numbers!
5) Vive Le France! (Just ’cause)
6) Obama Lied, But He’s On Our Side.
7) War is the Means, Poll Numbers the End.
8) See! He’s Not a Wimp!
9) No War for Oil, Don’t Drill Either
10) WWRWB, Who Would Rev. Wright Bomb?
11) These Colors Don’t Run…The World (War by Committee)
12) Protecting people from tyrannical thugs is what our military should be doing! Sometimes!
13) O-Bomb-A
If you’ve got any others, feel free to add them. I’d love to hear them.
March 24, 2011 at 4:09 pm
War Is Not The Answer (Pause for Nuance) But Humanitarian Cruise Missiles Sometimes Are
March 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Coexterminate (replace letters with religious symbols as needed)
March 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm
The U.S. Military – Just Like ACORN, But With F-18s
March 24, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Single Payer + Single Slayer
(This one's too easy, Matt.)
March 24, 2011 at 4:39 pm
Home runs. Keep 'em coming.
March 24, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Winning!
March 24, 2011 at 5:03 pm
Cindy Sheehan? "I do not know the man."
March 24, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Duh! Obama is the warlock assassin! You can't even comprehend his mind. It will make your head explode if you try.
March 24, 2011 at 5:07 pm
No blood for oil below $100 per barrel. After that, it's go time.
Hope and Regime Change
Nation building doesn't work…but incoherent foreign policy with random bomb-flinging just *might* do the trick!
Religion-clingers are still lame… We've changed our minds about the guns.
Obama: Ushering in a new dawn in America, and several days of hellish chaos in various banana republics.
March 24, 2011 at 5:58 pm
Make love and war.
Kiss kiss boom boom.
March 24, 2011 at 6:01 pm
So now that Obama has proven he's not a real leftist, could right wingers PLEASE quit calling him a "socialist?"
It annoys us genuine socialists.
March 24, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Obama's now trying other methods than inspiring hope to show he's earned his Peace Prize.
March 24, 2011 at 6:14 pm
Stop American Imperialism Now! OK, A Couple Weeks From NOWWWW!
My Yorkshire Terrier Is Smarter Than Your President. But Obama Still Likes to Mark His Territory.
We Won't Fight For BushitlerHalliburton! But For WarrenBuffetObamaSoros We'll Tussle A Bit.
America = High Unemployment. France = Military Leadership. Topsy-Turvy Leftist Flux Capacitor = Working.
Well, at least he closed Gitmo… D'OH!!!
March 24, 2011 at 6:17 pm
Peace: Embracing everyone with open ARMS.
March 24, 2011 at 6:17 pm
No WMDs…….No Problem!
March 24, 2011 at 6:24 pm
Can't help it. 5) should be "La France". I know: la dee da da.
Gerry
March 24, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Kinectic Military Actions –what Michelle really means by "Let's Move."
March 24, 2011 at 11:21 pm
Uhm, how does bombing Libya show that Obama's not a leftist socialist? Is Dutchman saying socialists don't start wars. Uhm, there would seem to be evidence to the contrary.
March 24, 2011 at 11:52 pm
You beat me to the punch, archbold!
And j. christian: I almost died laughing at your comments! I think an addendum should be included with this list that includes j.christian's slogans!
March 25, 2011 at 5:04 am
Depleted uranium is "Operation Iraqi Genocide" HAhahahaa.. oh that's not funny… That's someones child we poisoned, killed, and forever.