This letter is just awesome. It was sent to I Own the World from a person with an increasingly militant vegan roommate. It’s a must read for hilarity purposes only.
The internet was invented so that lunacy like this would no longer be wasted among a few friends but with the entire world so we can all mock militant vegans together.
The letter continues (and with better resolution) at I Own the World. Check it out.
July 12, 2011 at 10:24 am
I had a vegan student once who didn't mind being around other people who ate meat. She didn't like vegans of the militant type at all. She's the only polite and nice vegan I've ever met, all the rest are uptight and snippy.
I'm practically a vegetarian myself – I don't really like beef, but I don't get all rude when the rest of the family eats a roast.
July 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm
I saw a t-shirt once that had a picture of a cow grazing with the caption, "hey vegan, my food poops on your food."
July 12, 2011 at 6:02 pm
I would have used that note in place of a paper towel to rest and drain my bacon. And then leave it on the counter for that oh so nice vegan!
And then I'd invite Ron Swanson over my house to set her straight…
July 12, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Reading this made my bag of pork rinds twice as delicious today.
July 12, 2011 at 9:27 pm
Vegetables aren't food, vegetables are what food eats.
July 23, 2011 at 4:31 am
In the New Testament, we learn that eating meat and not eating meat mean nothing at all. We can happily eat all things now, or we can abstain.
July 23, 2011 at 4:40 am
That's meat sacrificed to idols, Anon. Totally different worry.