A porn studio based in Los Angeles is building a giant underground bunker in hopes of “riding out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”
The bunker reportedly will have room for more than 1,200 people. So on the night in 2012 when they suspect the world will end they plan to have a fully stocked bar and a stage for God knows what and, of course, cameras recording it all.
When questioned by a reporter, the spokesman for the porn operation said, “We’re still working on oxygen, that kind of thing.” So they’ve got their hydraulic stage with an emergency pole but haven’t yet worked out the details on oxygen.
These guys might just be future Darwin Award recipients.
September 12, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Mine will have a chapel.
September 12, 2011 at 7:53 pm
So will theirs, to a different god though.
September 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm
Where are you going to hide on that day?
September 12, 2011 at 7:57 pm
How does one ride out and ending world? Either it ends or it doesn't. I am tempted to write something clever but since it trivializes the virtue of purity, I will stay bland and just go with: ditto to porn making people dumb.
September 12, 2011 at 9:09 pm
No one here wants anyone to rot in Hell. We want everyone to be saved! Most are here because we are terrible sinners, not because we think that we are immune to sin.
I try to be pure and wish that I was 100% successful. Because I am not, I will always seek God's mercy and forgiveness and beg for His graces to aid me in my struggles to try to be virtuous.
September 13, 2011 at 4:35 am
Pornography is a lie about human sexuality and perjury in a court of law, or why is it that the world is ending???
Mary De Voe
September 13, 2011 at 5:16 am
But you have said: No, but we will flee upon horses: therefore shall you flee! And we will mount upon swift ones: but not as fast as they that shall pursue after you. Isaiah 30:16