I knew it! If there are plesiosaurs roaming lochs all over the place, this was bound to happen!!
The Kraken was (is?) real. I knew it. I mean, I didn’t know it, but I knew it. Know what I mean?
Evidence for the kraken and its gruesome attacks comes from markings on the bones of the remains of nine 45-foot (14 meter) ichthyosaurs of the species Shonisaurus popularis, which lived during the Triassic, a period that lasted from 248 million to 206 million years ago. The beasts were the Triassic version of today’s predatory giant squid-eating sperm whales.
We have extinct fish showing up in Africa, Japanese fishermen pulled up a plesiosaur carcass, we have chupacarbras practically all over the place.
It seems all the “old myths” turn out to be true. It is only a matter of time til they find this guy!
Ahhhhh! Too late!
Release the Kraken! Lock up Kenny Rogers.
October 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Enjoy many postings on this site. However, don't understand postings like this. Unfunny to me, and even if amusing to others, is at someone's expense.
October 11, 2011 at 2:29 pm
There is enough botox in Kenny Rogers to paralyze a Kraken. My apologies in advance to the Kenny Rogers Admiration Society.
October 11, 2011 at 4:15 pm
I had a huge kraken in my pool once when I was a kid. Pretty sure it fell from an airplane lavatory, as it was frozen in blue ice. Had to lick it about a thousand times to get it out of there. Turned out not to be blueberry after all.
BTW, the pic comparison is funny. Kenny would laugh. I smiled. (Then again, my sense of humor is…well..you know.)