Gloria Steinem told the Guardian newspaper that feminist pro-choice types “need to get much angrier.’
Is that possible?
Asking feminists to get angrier is like:
Asking Richard Simmons to get less manly
Asking Nicholas Sparks to write worse
Asking Mitt Romney to get more patrician
Asking Snooki to get trashier
Asking Ashton Kutcher to send stupider tweets
Asking Maya Angelou to write more pretentiously
Asking Michael Bay for more Slo-mo and worse dialogue
Asking the Occupy Wall Street crowd to stink more
Feel free to add your own snarky metaphors for angrier feminists.
HT Pewsitter
November 14, 2011 at 1:30 am
Asking Bill Maher to use more profanity.
Asking Nicholas Cage to make stranger movies.
Asking Lindsey Lohan to break more court orders.
Asking Lady Gaga to get more outlandish.
Asking MSNBC to become more liberal.
Asking the Jets and the Patriots to dislike each other more (yeah, it's on the TV as I type this).
November 14, 2011 at 3:50 am
Asking Congress to spend more money….they'll try though.
Ask Michael Moore to be more unctuous.
Ask the media to be more obsequious to their favored party.
Ask Katy Perry to grow more coarse
November 14, 2011 at 4:30 am
Ask Richard Dawkins to be less intelligent.
Ask Joss Whedon to write more melodramatic backstories for his female characters (and have more implausible villains).
Ask Democrat support for "regime change" in Libya to be more hypocritical (Qaddafi was a cuddly little bunny compared to Saddam).
Ask Penny Arcade to use the F-word (and crude terms for the male parts) more often.
Ask the punk movement to be more petulant and simpleminded.
Ask dubstep to have less resemblance to what anyone other than its own fans consider "music"
November 14, 2011 at 4:42 am
Asking Barack Obama to talk more about himself.
Asking Too Big To Fail bankers to take more risks with other people's money.
Asking Mitt Romney to change his mind more often.
Asking bloggers to be more controversial.
Asking Hollywood to feature more underage female sexuality.
Asking ZZ Top to grow longer beards.
November 14, 2011 at 7:12 am
LarryD wrote: "Asking the Jets and the Patriots to dislike each other more (yeah, it's on the TV as I type this)." As a Jets fan, I resemble that.
now on to the metaphors:
Asking Madonna to be sluttier in her music videos/stage show.
Asking Pope Benedict XVI to be more Catholic.
Asking Bill Maher to be less funny.
November 14, 2011 at 10:21 am
Who is Snooki?
November 14, 2011 at 11:04 am
seriously, angry enough to raise gentlemen.
November 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm
Asking the Cleveland Browns to care less.
November 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Asking Richard Williamson to be more of a holocaust denier.
Asking Mark Shea to do more tin cup rattles.
Asking James White to be more Anti-Catholic.
Scotju
November 14, 2011 at 3:17 pm
It gladdens my heart to know that you don't know who Snooki is! God bless you!
November 14, 2011 at 3:26 pm
asking justin bieber to where more purple and lip stick 😀
November 14, 2011 at 3:29 pm
its like asking justin bieber to go bald which would be so funny hehehehe
November 15, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Asking Chris Matthew's leg to quiver more when Obama walks into a room.
November 15, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Asking Michelle Obama to dress more gaudily.
Asking Barack Obama to circumvent the Constition even more.
Asking Harry Reid to play more politics to the detriment of the unemployed.
Asking Nancy Pelosi to do more insider trading.
Asking Jesse Jackson and JJJ to complain more.
Asking Eric Holder to be more incompetent.
November 23, 2011 at 12:24 pm
Asking Dan Brown to write many more erroneous, anti-Catholic drivel packaged as novels