I’m feeling a little inadequate recently because I keep reading and seeing on television that Republicans are speaking in code. I keep seeing that everything they say implied racism.

But I have a confession to make. I think I’ve misplaced my GOP to KKK decoder ring because I’ not able to decode the words of these clever Republicans. It’s weird because we always hear about how dumb the Republicans are but then I read that they’re speaking in code all the time.

So if anyone has an extra GOP to KKK decoder ring, please send it to CMR because I feel like I’m being left out of all this political dialogue. Because if I don’t get my decoder ring I’ll have to tune in to MSNBC and CNN because they seem like they’re pretty good at decoding.