Obama, HHS Mandates, Romney, Obamacare, liberty, none of it matters. Not one single thing matters because we are so friggin’ doomed.
Evil. Killer. Robot. Doomed.
There is no negotiating with robots that can do this!
Why would they build such a thing? The human race perished for lack of imagination.
March 7, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Why would they build such a thing? So that we can ride them to outrun the organic aliens that will invade Earth in 2078. Thank you, Cheeta robots!
March 7, 2012 at 5:59 pm
It all doesn't really matter, we'll all die sometime this year in November according to the Mayans or was it the Thetans?
Oh well, P-A-R-T-A-Y-!
March 7, 2012 at 8:30 pm
No way, this thing tops out at 17 mph. You can totally outrun it! Or at least the guy next to you…
March 7, 2012 at 10:56 pm
Hmmm…DARPA cheetah. It is only a matter of time until there are DARPA lions eating Christians.
March 8, 2012 at 2:49 am
Is it just me – or does the dang thing look like it's running backwards?
March 8, 2012 at 8:55 pm
I love that they slowed the film down in the middle. Classic horror movie trope.