Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has been stumping for Mitt Romney recently in Mississippi and Alabama.
Radio host Chris Stigall started running a play on this on Facebook. Foxworthy is best known for his “you might be a redneck” routine. So give us your best “…you might be Mitt Romney” one-liner.
Here’s a few to get you started. You might be Mitt Romney if:
If someone asks you what you plan to do about the National Debit and your first thought is, “Well, I could just write a check,” you just might be Mitt Romney.
If you think strapping your dog to the roof of your car is “taking the dog out”, you might be Mitt Romney.
If your position on important matters sways with the slightest breeze, but your hair stays in place in a category 5 hurricane, you might be Mitt Romney.
If you think of John Kerry as a working class candidate.
Now it’s up to you:
(Remember, you can post your comments at Stigall’s facebook site too.)
March 12, 2012 at 4:32 pm
If your magic underwear is camo colored when you are south of the mason/dixon line, you might be Mitt Romney
Rover.
March 12, 2012 at 4:33 pm
or flannel.
March 12, 2012 at 5:51 pm
If you're a pro-abort, pro-gay-rights, health-care mandating, religious-freedom infringing, gun-grabbing, liberal-judge appointing, earmark-requesting, big-government, left-leaning RINO who hypocritically accuses his opponents of being for "big government" and who will NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EVER receive my vote, you might be Mitt Romney.
March 12, 2012 at 6:11 pm
If you think "taking out the trash" is wining and dining blue collar constituents, you might be Mitt Romney.
March 12, 2012 at 7:25 pm
if you think "pro-choice" means your right to decide your views on abortion 5 minutes before each campaign speech, then you might be Mitt Romney.
March 13, 2012 at 3:59 am
If you are the owner of more flip-flops than a southern California girl…you might be Mitt Romney
March 14, 2012 at 3:59 am
If you come across as more plastic than a Ken doll, you might be Mitt Romney.
March 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm
If you answer the following question:
Are you pro-life?
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. I don't know.
D. All of the above, you might be Mitt Romney.
March 27, 2012 at 4:34 pm
If you outspend your opponent 5 to 1 and still are losing a substantial number of states, you might be Mitt Romney.