For no other reason than I want to make them. You figure out about which ones I am serious and which ones are tongue in cheek… or something.
Predictions!!
Within the next 10 years there will be a significant war in Europe. My guess is it will start with civil war in one country but then grow into a general conflict.
Tim Tebow will have the best winning record among NFL QB’s for the next 3 years. And the media will still say he stinks.
Israel will strike Iran, but not accomplish the goal of setting back their nuclear program. Iran and friends will smash Tel-Aviv and some other areas of Israel with missiles, only a small percentage will make it to the targets, but enough to do real damage. And after so much haranguing by the UN and the pansy allies, we will have a nuclear Iran and a bruised Israel.
Matt and I will get our own comedy/news show on EWTN. At first the powers that be will be very skeptical of our brand of humor and commentary. But ratings will go through the roof!! Matt and I will not be able to step one foot in Steubenville without be harassed by paparazzi.
The Supreme Court will throw out the Obamacare mandate but pretend there is severability, leaving the rest of the horrid program in place. The Republicans in Congress will make big show of trying to repeal it, but never tie repeal to anything the Dems want. This will leave us with an unfunded liability in the gazillions. No worries though, we will grow out way out of it in 2,172,698 years +/- 50 years.
Ann Coulter will take 50 college students hostage demanding that all Republicans realize that winning is more important than actual policy. Eventually the hostages will get bored and leave of their own accord. 87% of them will vote for Santorum.
The Republican convention will be contested. Mitt Romney will lose on the first ballot. Mitt Romney will win on the 6th ballot because Republicans will be scared out of their minds.
Rick Santorum will be offered ambassador to the Vatican by the Romney administration, a position he will turn down.
Newt Gingrich will start dating Demi Lovato ’cause Callista says it’s ok.
Jennifer Rubin will be hospitalized for exhaustion.
Sarah Palin will be the next Secretary of Energy.
Michael Steele will be rejected as a contestant on Dancing With The Stars because he can only step to the left.
The next president will face an economic downturn worse than 2008.
Callista Gingrich will start dating Demi Lovato ’cause Newt says it’s ok.
Demi Lovato will vote Democrat.
Lindsay Lohan will refer to Miley Cyrus as a cautionary tale.
The Democrats will lose the Senate. Mitch McConnell will claim that makes Republicans less powerful.
Bottom line, status quo.
March 16, 2012 at 5:30 am
"america" will become 4 or 5 Canadian provinces and will start brewing decent beers.
March 16, 2012 at 11:53 am
It must be Friday of Lent because you are making me laugh. Go with the EWTN hour. Bitterly, you are correct about Obamacare. In an atheistic state there needs no mention of God or God's laws, human rights or human laws nor respect. Is anybody willing to admit that if Obamacare is willing to destroy freedom through a mandate, it will continue to destroy freedom in every way it can. See you in the gulag, bring beans and rice. We will need them.
March 16, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Tim Tebow will have the best winning record among NFL QB's for the next 3 years. And the media will still say he stinks.
That's gonna be hard to do from the bench. Then again, he'll won his spot start, so technically he will have the highest win percentage.
Ann Coulter will take 50 college students hostage demanding that all Republicans realize that winning is more important than actual policy. Eventually the hostages will get bored and leave of their own accord. 87% of them will vote for Santorum.
That was laugh out loud worthy.
March 16, 2012 at 1:30 pm
An angel will come down from heaven and wash out Mark Shea's mouth with lye soap, giving him a clean tongue to serve the Lord.
March 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Please get the show. I think I'm the only woman who doesn't obsess over North Abby or whatever its called.
March 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Sherry, That makes two of us! I tried Downton Abby, but I didn't really enjoy it all that much.
March 17, 2012 at 3:54 pm
OR: The Broncos will sign Peyton Manning, but will retain Tebow because,given Manning's great age and
health issues, will feel the need for a backup. Tebow will not get a chance to play, and the Broncos will enjoy three losing seasons.
March 19, 2012 at 11:34 am
@Steve "scotju" Dalton, a lot more than a clean tongue would be necessary in Mark Shea's case—like teaching him "basic logic" from the ground up. Also remedial courses like "always check which left-wing think-tank funds the magazine you get your terrorism news from" and "when you regularly accept transparent, politically motivated lies at face value, you are no longer allowed to be condescending".
March 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm
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March 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm
SF, besides soap, basic logic, and fact checking courses for Shea, anger management should also be a piority!
March 20, 2012 at 4:50 am
Sophia's Favorite, you might be interested in this article I wrote for Front Page Magazine on Shea: http://frontpagemag.com/2012/03/08/a-catholic-writers-propaganda-for-iran/
March 22, 2012 at 3:15 am
I missed the "Mark Shea buried up to neck in icy lake" prediction. These are 4th grade bully quality comments. Y'all can do better!
My substantive comment: "Sarah Palin as the next Secretary of Energy"…from your lips to God's ears!