Here’s a story that details how looney we’ve become as a culture.

A chick who says she’s a dude wants to be allowed to be an R.A. in the all male dorm at the University of Miami. The university pretty much said “but you’re a dude” and then the chick freaked and filed a complaint because she says she is so a dude…even though she’s a chick. Got it?

CBS reports:

Kaeden Kass, who was born a female but identifies himself as male, filed a complaint with the dean of students and the Miami University council over the incident, according to WLWT-TV. Kass was offered the same position for a female suite.

“The problem is, I’m a male-identified person,” Kass told WLWT-TV. “As soon as I’m in a space that is all female, my identity gets erased.”

I don’t even know what that means. I’ve read it three times and I don’t get it.

One hilarious side note is that the University of Miami actually offers housing specifically for “transgender” students. And they’re still getting in trouble. Sheesh, there’s no pleasing some people.

Her argument kinda’ defeats itself if you ask me. When I was in college, if I was told I could go live in the all-female dorm I’d have been packed and walking into that place carrying three cases of wine coolers in about three minutes. But I think that way because I’m a dude. She’s not.