*subhead*Oh nooooo.*subhead*

There are some things you just can’t unsee. About 30 seconds in there’s some unfortunate bumping and grinding thing going on between Hillary and a woman. I’m sorry I ever saw it to be honest. But if my day is ruined, why shouldn’t I ruin yours too.

Here’s the thing — politicians shouldn’t dance. It never works out well.

If anyone has any surgical skills whatsoever or even an interest in at-home surgeries I’d be interested in having a piece of my hypothalamus or cerebrum removed if it’ll take this accursed image out of my brain. I’m not sure where it is but I’m willing to allow you to root around until it goes away. I can’t really pay much but I’ll bring pizza and a 12 pack, although I’d prefer if you only drank post surgery.