1) Wait! This is the blob of tissue we’ve been talking about the past few years.
2) Come on. Baby, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about? I tell you what, you’re making everybody else stand up, though, pal. I tell you what, stand up for the baby.
Give us your captions.
September 17, 2012 at 10:23 pm
"hey there.. how did you get away from Planned Parenthood?" 🙂
September 18, 2012 at 12:15 am
"another white male? down with the patriarchy!"
September 18, 2012 at 12:50 am
Ha. Those are great.
September 18, 2012 at 1:58 am
"pay your fair share!"
September 18, 2012 at 3:07 am
We're gonna register you to vote!
September 18, 2012 at 7:19 am
"This is literally, I mean literally, a baby! I didn't know…"
September 18, 2012 at 8:18 am
VPOTUS meets his mental match.
September 18, 2012 at 2:25 pm
OK, Joe, this is what you shoulda said instead of "puttin ya'll back in chains".
September 18, 2012 at 2:26 pm
OK, Joe, this is what you shoulda said instead of "puttin ya'll back in chains".
September 18, 2012 at 3:47 pm
"Who's part of the over-population? You are! You are! Coochy, coochy, coo!"
September 18, 2012 at 4:19 pm
This is a big F—ing deal!
September 18, 2012 at 6:10 pm
My problem is that this isn't even funny. The difference between his reaction to the child now and his (presumed) reaction to the child 6-8 months prior, before its birth, is just painfully disjointed.
September 18, 2012 at 6:54 pm
"I shall call him Mini Me!"
September 18, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Where's you sister? where's your sister? oh right! she got aborted! isn't that wonderful?!?!?!?
September 18, 2012 at 11:09 pm
Where's you sister? where's your sister? oh right! she got aborted! isn't that wonderful?!?!?!?
September 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm
They DO exist!
(Parody on the Santa Claus and M&M commerical.)