There’s the economy and the fact that his weakness inspires boldness in our enemies but here’s the best reason yet to vote for Romney.
Madonna offered a profanity-laced endorsement of President Obama at her concert Monday night, which involved the singer stripping down to her underwear to reveal the president’s name written on her body.
“You all better vote for f—ing Obama okay,” she told the crowd.
Later in the show, Madonna took off her shirt and pulled down her pants to show she had “OBAMA” written in all capital letters across her lower back.
“When Obama is in the White House for a second term I’ll take it all off,” she said to cheers and whistles from the audience
By cheers and whistles do they mean gasps and shrieks?
My goodness, please vote for Romney to avoid this syphilitic skeleton from exposing itself.
September 26, 2012 at 2:57 am
Temporary tattoos. It is all an act, like a trained seal eating fish.
September 26, 2012 at 3:25 am
Now, now, surely your father and mother taught you to be forgiving of really old people who are not quite there anymore. Still, one wonders how she was able to wander off from the home.
September 26, 2012 at 4:16 am
"vote for Romney to avoid this syphilitic skeleton from exposing itself."
…aaahhhhhh….some of your very finest writing to date.
September 26, 2012 at 6:24 am
Thirty years ago, she was a material girl. Now she's just a worn out whore.
September 26, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Steve… you are right on the money.
September 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm
I'd probably vote for "Drinking Beer", "Eating Sandwiches" or "Seeing The Killers live in concert". But why on earth would anybody vote for "F—ing Obama"?
September 26, 2012 at 3:47 pm
Alipius, if I was one of those jaded persons who liked live sex shows, I'd probably vote for f—ing Obama. LOL!
September 26, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Well, as the DNC button said, "sluts vote."
September 26, 2012 at 5:13 pm
Wow, that's almost the exact same idea as in the Penny Arcade two days ago:
Gabe: If the Medal of Honor demo is downloaded three million times, EA will release a Linkin Park video early? Is that supposed to be an incentive?
Tycho: Even if I wanted to, I couldn't download that demo now. I don't want that blood on my hands.