Ah fairness. What is fairness other than enforced redistribution of mediocrity?

In Sweden they have imposed school lunch standards similar to what Her Royal Buttinsky has done here in the states. So a cook in a local grade school decided that she would use her gifts to provide the most tasty and most varied offerings she could to her students.

The kids loved it and that cannot be allowed. Why? It is unfair to other schools that do not have such a talented and dedicated cook.

Annika Eriksson, a lunch lady at school in Falun, was told that her cooking is just too good.

Pupils at the school have become accustomed to feasting on newly baked bread and an assortment of 15 vegetables at lunchtime, but now the good times are over.

The municipality has ordered Eriksson to bring it down a notch since other schools do not receive the same calibre of food – and that is “unfair”.

Enjoy your socialist mediocrity, it is somewhat bland but it has no trans-fats, so there is that.

*subhead*Redistributing mediocrity.*subhead*