We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

Fr. Barron on Pope Benedict’s Legacy

Fr. Barron is the one man who can post a long video where I’m upset that it’s over. Here’s a brilliant take from Fr. Barron: *subhead*Great.*subhead*

The Pope Must Die

The pre-conclave era has its first bumper crop, unsolicited advice for the new pontiff and the Church. Following the laws of supply and demand, the value of this crop is diminished by its very abundance. As such, I am reticent… Continue Reading →

Teen Sues Parents Over Abortion

A pregnant 16 year old Texas girl is suing her parents from allegedly attempting to force her to have an abortion. I wonder how often this kind of thing occurs. I’d bet often. Kudos to ABC for highlighting this story…. Continue Reading →

Conclave to Start Mid-March

You know, it still hits me at different moments that the Catholic Church will have a new Pope very soon. I’m still kind of stunned over it to be honest. I have many mixed feelings about the whole resignation but… Continue Reading →

Joe Camel Evil, Condom Pops Fun

Hey remember when Joe Camel was declared evil because he appealed to children to try something that was dangerous for them. But it’s perfectly awesome for Planned Parenthood to entice young people to have sex with lollipops. Hey, before this… Continue Reading →

Conclave & The Media: The Silly Season

Nothing brings the kooks out like a conclave. The Catholic Church is unique in so many ways. In the the silly season that is the weeks leading into a conclave, the Catholic Church is a unique target for its detractors… Continue Reading →

CNN vs The Catholic Church

CNN has an editorial called “Why next pope must open up church and usher in Vatican III” prominently featured on its website. It rails against the Catholic Church and advises the Church that it must “modernize” or perish. CNN giving… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Peter Turkson, Shhh

Cardinal Peter Turkson gave a wide ranging interview to the UK Telegraph about his vision and what it would mean if he is elected Pope. He told The Daily Telegraph Tuesday that his biggest challenge, should he be elected, would… Continue Reading →

The Next Big Thing

Gestural control has been a contender for the next big thing for some time. This gizmo may make it a reality. I understand that this will be available in Q2. Priced at $70, I’m a gonna get me one. *subhead*For… Continue Reading →

Most Hilarious Boxing Flop…Evah!

Released last November by the Atlanta Falcons, defensive end Ray Edwards returned to the boxing ring. His opponent was…a bit overmatched. He must have thought so too because about 15 seconds into the first round he hilariously drops. I’m not… Continue Reading →

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