We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2013

The Geographical Pope

I am not a big fan of the geographical methods for selecting a Pope. Selecting a pope from [here] would mean this and send that message, but selecting a pope from [there] would that and send this message. I think… Continue Reading →

The Next Pope Is Not Who You Expect

The next Pope will not be who the media expects. You know how I know this? Because the last two Popes have not been who the media expects. This is, quite simply, because the media model is flawed. The media… Continue Reading →

Catholic School Official Fired for Blogging on Gay Marriage

A Catholic school assistant principal was fired yesterday for blogging in support of gay marriage, according to news reports. The Archdiocese of Cincinnati fired Mike Moroski from Purcell Marian High School, telling him in a termination letter that he had… Continue Reading →

Funny: Batman Defends the Church

Thanks to Margaret for this one. *subhead*Holy Church teaching.*subhead*

Bad Reporting

From the AP report on the Pope’s resignation running in hundreds of newspapers. The German theologian, whose mission was to reawaken Christianity in a secularized Europe, grew increasingly frail as he shouldered the monumental task of purging the Catholic world… Continue Reading →

Hoping the Next Pope Isn’t Catholic

Chris Matthews, a self-proclaimed Catholic, says the Church has an opportunity to turn around and endorse contraception. He says the Church hasn’t thought it through like he clearly has. In short, he’s hoping the next Pope isn’t Catholic. This is… Continue Reading →

Worst Dad/Criminal Ever

You know how when the criminal runs out of bullets they throw the gun. Well, one Dad/criminal in Sweden had nothing to fight off the cops with so he threw his baby at the cops. The officer told news that… Continue Reading →

Insert Papal Conspiracy Theories Here

Oh boy. CNN nutjob Piers Morgan is sounding the call for conspiracy nuts. Man, what won’t this guy do for ratings? Concerning Pope Benedict XVI’s resignation, Morgan tweeted: As a Catholic, I’m not buying this. Popes don’t just quit because… Continue Reading →

Biden: I’m Not Running for Pope

Vice President Joe Biden, a Catholic, announced to the press in a joking manner that he won’t be running for Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI. Weasel Zippers reports: Vice President Joe Biden hailed Pope Benedict XVI’s retirement announcement, calling… Continue Reading →

Prayer Need for 8 Year Old Girl in Sledding Accident

An eight year old girl was sledding on Long Island yesterday and was involved in a terrible collision with a tree, according to news reports. Prayer circles have been started for an 8-year-old girl involved in a sledding incident. According… Continue Reading →

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