We Laugh Because We Believe

Month July 2014

Go Ruth Vader Go!

U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Vader Ginsburg just announced that she has no plans to retire in the near future, according to The Hill. CMR says “You go girl.” “My answer is, I will do this job as long as… Continue Reading →

I’d Kill Myself If I Had That Many Kids

The mom directly across from me, who I didn’t really know and hadn’t seen at many games, leaned in conspiritorially and asked, “Who has five children? I’d kill myself if I had that many kids.” Dopey me, I actually felt… Continue Reading →

The Thug Now In Charge of the FFI

If reports are accurate, and given it is from La Stampa it can be reasonably supposed to be, the new head of the Franciscan Friars of the Immaculate, Father Alfonso Bruno, imposed on the order as a result of Vatican… Continue Reading →

Court Says Ground Zero Cross Can Stay, Atheists Weep and Gnash Teeth

I don’t think the atheists really had a prayer with this lawsuit. The atheist group, American Atheists, pretended to be so horrified by the sight of a cross at the 9-11 museum that they filed suit for it to be… Continue Reading →

Judge OK’s Spanking Child

I guess I’m kinda’ pro-choice on spanking. I have never had to do it but I’m not against doing it. I’m not for child abuse. Some might say any physical striking of a child is abuse but I don’t think… Continue Reading →

Wrap The Clap! Time To End Clapping At Mass (And Flamenco Dancing)

You know how Sharia law calls for the hands of theives to be chopped off? Yeah, well my kids know that a similar penalty will be lovingly applied by their father if I ever catch them clapping at Mass. For… Continue Reading →

The Modernist

Chris Jackson highlights some of the videos of Msgr. Henry A. Kriegel of Saint Patrick Church in Erie, PA. I had recently been altered to these videos, but was too busy to do anything with them? Why? Because Msgr. Kriegel… Continue Reading →

No Speeches on Catholicism Allowed on London Campus

I am really really dumb. I just read this story about a speech that was shut down at a London University that was set up by a Catholic group to discuss Catholic teaching on sexuality. In today’s highly politicized environment… Continue Reading →

Everything Is Awesome (NOT)

If the ecumenism of the last 50 years had a theme song, it would be composed by Legos. Everything is awesome Everything is cool when you’re part of a team Everything is awesome when we’re living our dream Everything is… Continue Reading →

Nancy Pelosi Says We Need Amnesty or the Ten Commandments Would Never Happen. Or Something

Nancy Pelosi says that Congress must vote for amnesty because of the Ten Commandments. “You could even speak about, if it’s your tradition, Moses,” she said. “What would we do if Moses had not been accepted by the pharaoh’s family?… Continue Reading →

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