Tell me again how leftism is not a religion.

• Saint Mueller: Patron Saint of Indictments
• Stacey Abrams: Blessed Sister of Fair Fights
• Notorious RBG: Angel of Everlasting Dissent (with dissent collar)
• Auntie Maxine: Patron Saint of Time Reclamation
• Saint Barack: Patron Saint of Competence
• Saint AOC: Patron Saint of Healthcare for All (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez)
• Leader Pelosi: Our Lady of Perpetual Smackdown

Next, we’ll find out all about the upcoming Inquisition they have planned. Spoiler Alert – it won’t end well for you.