I just know im going to be jailed for illegally possessing a Mr. Potato Head, assorted Dr. Suess books, and a Ryan Anderson tome.
So when my new prison friends ask what I’m in for, how do I explain it while sounding tough?
I guess maybe, if my new prison friends judge me, maybe they were never really my friends after all.
March 3, 2021 at 9:12 am
Just remember speech is violence so you’ll have that. Perhaps (re)memorize the Gettysburg Address just in case. (as Mr. Lunt:) That’ll work.