Sam Brinton, the non-binary deputy assistant secretary for spent fuel and waste disposition at the Department of Energy’s Office of Nuclear Energy and who has bragged about participating in kink relationships as a “pup handler” (one who enjoys interacting with other men as they pretend to be dogs) is now facing charges for a second time in relation to attempting to steal very expensive women’s luggage from an airport.

I’ll tell ya’, if this luggage thing continues I’ll be forced to start thinking there just might be something a little off about this guy. You heard it here first.