Nothing means what you think it means anymore. What is a human? What is a woman?

George Orwell wrote that, “Political language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”

The latest evidence of madness and obfuscation comes predictably from the New York Times’ coverage of the Catholic Church. It turns out that unity is now divisive. Got it?

Because unity means returning to Catholic tradition and there’s nothing more divisive to the New York Times than Catholic tradition. So therefore unity is divisive.

And oh yeah, always remember,