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It’s Amazing We Have a Priest Shortage After This!

A seminary asked seminarians to be willing to swear a “blood oath” to a Yeti. It was just a prank, we’re being told. Just some fun!!! I’m all for a bunch of guys having some fun but this seems a… Continue Reading →

ICE Rescues Undocumented Minors from Cannabis Plant, Lefties Shoot at and Attack ICE.

I wonder, if in the very moment, you bring your arm back to throw a stone at a man saving a child from being forced to work on a drug farm, you have to exert the existential wherewithal to, at… Continue Reading →

My Weekly Segment on Annunciation Radio. “WHAT’S ON THE MIND OF MATT ARCHBOLD?”

I pretty much solve all the world’s problems. Usually, anyway.

She Seems Nice.

This is what happens when your politics takes precedence over your Christianity. As you know more than 100 people have been killed in Texas due to flooding and dozens more are missing. A Houston pediatrician has been fired after she… Continue Reading →

Great News! FBI States Epstein Killed Himself and There is No Client List.

A recent report from the Department of Justice (DOJ) and the FBI has officially stated that Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide in 2019 and did not possess a ‘client list’ used for blackmail. Well I can rest easy now, knowing… Continue Reading →

Planned Parenthood Must Choose Between Abortion or Millions in Funding? Hmmm…

This is a hard one because they really do love millions in funding. But let’s be honest, I think they also really get a kick out of killing babies. A Senate GOP provision that would block Medicaid funding to Planned… Continue Reading →

Wyomingites Stunned to Find Beautiful Outside World After Porn Blocked

In the wild and wonderful tapestry of American life, where the pursuit of instant happiness is just a click away, something very strange has occurred. After the US Supreme Court ruled that states can protect children from online porn by… Continue Reading →

Penn Trans Swimmer Stripped of Titles. UPenn to Apologize to Women.

Good. The funny thing here is that UPenn still doesn’t believe they’ve done anything wrong. But they will apologize because money is their god and they fear defunding more than they fear the backlash from the LGBTQ advocates. It’s about… Continue Reading →

Politician Attacks Priest for Refusing Him the Eucharist After He Votes for Assisted Suicide.

This guy thinks he’s winning. He actually states that his faith should have absolutely nothing to do with the way he votes. I wonder if he’d say it influences his views on how to deal with the poor or immigrants…. Continue Reading →

If Only WaPo Journalists Could Marry!!!

If only journalists could marry, this surely would’ve never happened.

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