Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
Detail from a dark old painting: robed figures in a stone interior, the one at left recoiling and pointing at something outside the frame. Overlaid caption: Where Peter is, there is the... What the hell is that?
The Long Read

Empires Rise and Fall. The Church Abides.

Let’s have a little chat about history, shall we? About the grand, glittering empires we mortals love to build, worship, and inevitably watch crumble into dust. Listen to Father McTeigue breaking it down. He takes us on a whistle-stop tour through the graveyard of human…

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    …was kind of a disaster. Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America President Marjorie Dannenfelser said it well: “Republican consultants got the campaign they wanted — and the defeat they earned. You cannot spend…

  2. 03 Nov

    Yes. She Should Scare You.

    They all should. Stop what you’re doing and watch this video. — Fleur Elizabeth (@fleurmeston) November 3, 2026

  3. 03 Nov

    This is Your 21st Century on Science

    If your baby might be prone to the sadz, kill it. Never mind that this is all hogwash and you can’t predict people being depressed, an insomniac, or lethargic in general from…

  4. 28 Oct

    Whoa. IVF Children Have Double the Cancer Rates

    Imagine sitting in a doctor’s office, about to make one of the most profound decisions of your life. You’re considering bringing a child into the world through IVF. You sign the forms,…

  5. 28 Oct

    Newsflash! Jesus Met with Sinners!!!

    Think about this for a second. The bishops prayed for and with a powerful person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here’s the thing. You get what you want out of prayer. For the bishops they prayed to…

  6. 26 Oct

    When the News is About Obfuscation

    Just imagine if this were a white Christian that shot up a rainbow parade. Bet there’d be more modifiers in those news stories, huh? The victims were Christians and the terrorist killers…

  7. 22 Oct

    Irish Government Warning Against…HUGS?

    Actually, yes. The latest ad from the Irish Government to the Irish people, who are the font of all problems in the country and desperately need to be stopped from their bad…

  8. 21 Oct

    Life is on the Ballot in Four States

    Idaho, Missouri, Nevada and Virginia are preparing to vote on abortion-related measures in the midterm elections. Here’s the thing. Since Roe was overturned, pro-lifers have been getting beaten on this issue in…