Month March 2008
With gas prices going through the roof, the rush to alternative energy sources has taken on a new life. Ethanol has been been one of the most touted alternatives to fossil fuels. Most of the government initiatives in this area… Continue Reading →
Vote Now! Before It Is Too Late!—We need your votes in a desperate attempt to justify our existence! A Fish Story—Brevity is the soul of wit. Now get lost. Neo F#$%ing Mamet—David Mamet takes an unexpected turn in the Village… Continue Reading →
OK. Listen up folks because I don’t have much time. My wife just stepped out so I write now this heartfelt plea. For 11 months, Matthew and I have been running this website purely for your entertainment purposes. It is… Continue Reading →
I brought my three girls to school this morning and in tow I had the two year old boy and the baby in a stroller. We wait with all the other children in the parking lot outside school. Although I… Continue Reading →
There are probably only a handful of writers who could call the Village Voice, ask for some space to write a column about the ongoing election process, and have it granted no questions asked. David Mamet is one of them…. Continue Reading →
A veteran Loch Ness Hunter has declared that the hunt for Nessie should be essentially called off. Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Robert Rines believes that Nessie may be… Continue Reading →
As a Christian, Elaine Huguenin is against efforts to legitimize same-sex “marriage.” When an Albuquerque photographer was asked via e-mail in September 2006 to photograph a “commitment ceremony” for two women, the photographer, Elaine Huguenin declined. That was the end… Continue Reading →
Global Warming Killed Nessie—I would love being a global warming hysteric. But this logic thing keeps getting in the way. Notre Dame Shuns Bishop, Embraces the You-Know-What Monologues—The President of Notre Dame announced that despite his Bishop’s protestations he’s allowing… Continue Reading →
The President of Notre Dame University announced that despite his Bishop’s protestations he’s allowing the “Vagina Monologues” on campus. The following statement was issued today (March 10) by Rev. John I. Jenkins, C.S.C., president of the University of Notre Dame:… Continue Reading →
Creative Minority Productions brings you our tribute to Gov. Eliot Spitzer.**Some scenes are a little racy. You have been warned****What follows is 90 seconds of pure stupidity****A Schadenfreude Presentation** Eliot SpitzerisClient Number Nine