Month December 2008
See. I thought they only hated America. But it turns out that the Gorinches (that’s half Grinch/half Al Gore) hate Christmas too. According to Courier Mail: SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights are bad for the planet due to huge… Continue Reading →
Economy Tanks While Paulson Works on his Deniro Imitation Now, even Bush shuns Bush and refuses to take his hand! Who’s this guy? Him? I don’t know him? Wait. This guy here? No. Never saw him before.
Merry Christmas! Ave Maria Silent Night
Yes! I Knew We Were Right!—Scientific magazine kicks off the push for legalization of incest! Hooray! I Confess … By Appointment Only—I can get what I want anywhere, but not what I need. Best Christmas Songs By Jewish People—Some classics… Continue Reading →
All those times we’ve all talked about the slippery slope of gay marriage leading to a lifting on the ban on polygamy and incest, the elites all harumphed and accused us of hyperbolic-itis. But here it is. In today’s Scientific… Continue Reading →
Here’s CMR’s list of The Top Ten Christmas Songs By Jewish people. 1) Neil Diamond-Joy To The World (Neil actually has two Christmas Albums! The chutzpah!)2) Barbra Streisand– O Little Town of Bethlehem (‘Cause remember, Christmas is all about Barbra)3)… Continue Reading →
I have lived in two cities during my life, Boston and New York. In each there was always a place I could go, no matter what the day, where I could go to confession. No appointments. Show up, confess. I… Continue Reading →
“Mary, Did You Know?” At Mass—What’s a little heresy between friends? Bing Melting Hard Hearts—Boy could we use Bing today. MuuMuu Militia Strikes Again—Do the Womynpriests have secret sponsors? We the…Who?—California’s top law enforcement officer says gay marriage law must… Continue Reading →