We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Matthew Archbold

They Hate You and Your God

This is Katy Tur on MS Now but it could be any of them. They find the very idea of God-given rights disgusting. Why? Because if the government didn’t give them to you, they can’t take them away. God talk… Continue Reading →

Maybe Putting Them in Charge is Peak Dumbassery.

Listen, if history has taught us anything, it’s that you should probably be wary of the folks who openly fantasize about fewer of you walking around. Especially when those same folks keep getting promoted to run the planet’s steering wheel…. Continue Reading →

Grieving Mother Assisted in Suicide

Grieving Mother Assisted in Suicide. Yes. Death is one solution to grief. You know what else is? God. But our tired, restless culture keeps choosing the needle and the quiet room instead. She was fifty-six years old, a care worker… Continue Reading →

Top Ten “Scientific” and Hilarious Explanations for Fatima

I’m always amazed what people will believe in order to avoid believing in God. The Miracle of the Dancing Sun at Fatima which was seen by 70,000 people on October 13th, 1917 has been written about often. But many continually… Continue Reading →

Hey, How’s the President that Got Rid of Roe Doing?

Oh.So much for the pro-life president. Like so much with Trump, he leaves me wondering who he is. Trump is promoting abortion and IVF…the murder of millions of human babies. But why? https://t.co/PY7qsHwyF7 — Dr Taylor Marshall™️ (@TaylorRMarshall) May 13,… Continue Reading →

Government Gathering Pastors to Tell Them of Lizard Beings from Space. Wait. What?

Firstly, Democrats are already arguing that the lizard people should get to vote via mail…from other universes. And Republicans are wondering if this will help you forget we’re still at war in Iran. The 21st century isn’t what I hoped… Continue Reading →

Jesus Told Us He is the Way, The Truth, and the Life. We Opted for Pharmaceuticals, Surgeries, and Mercy Killing.

Jesus drops this bomb in John 14:6: “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” It’s not a suggestion. It’s not “try this one weird trick to find happiness” or… Continue Reading →

The Atheist Journalist’s Words at Fatima

We’ve got some cosmic mischief to unpack here! Now, usually, the establishment loves a tidy narrative, but back in 1917, God decided to throw a monkey in the wrench of the materialist machine. Enter Avelino de Almeida. Now, this dude… Continue Reading →

When They Tell You Who They Are Believe Them

If there’s one thing government lawyers love more than billable hours and the cold, unfeeling embrace of a charcoal suit, it’s the prospect of drop-kicking a nun through the uprights of the federal justice system. According to a Republican Senate… Continue Reading →

The Throuple Revolution Seems Like the Old Revolution.

I’m not saying I told you so… but… well, actually, yeah. I am saying it. With a little sparkle in my eye and a cheeky grin, because the script is so old it’s got cobwebs on it. The LA Times… Continue Reading →

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