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If Sex Were Cigarettes

Cigarettes are not illegal but city, state and the federal government are stretching the Constitution to do everything they can to limit the damage done by smoking, especially to our youth. Their theory is that we all end up paying… Continue Reading →

Jesus is the New Cigarette

Jesus was thrown out of a Florida hospital today when a chaplain was fired from his position for including the word ‘Jesus’ at the end of his prayers, according to FoxNews. The hospital was worried about “Secondhand Jesus” meaning that… Continue Reading →

Humphrey Bogart Weeps

The Motion Picture Association of America just announced that smoking itself will be considered as a factor in its ratings system and depictions that glamorize smoking, or movies that feature pervasive smoking, may receive ratings that do not allow children… Continue Reading →

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