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Dawkins: “Jesus Would’ve Been an Atheist”

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins said in a recent interview that Jesus would’ve been an atheist if he knew what we knew today. Wait. What? Yeah, it doesn’t make much sense. Here’s the exact quote: “I wrote [an] article called ‘Atheists… Continue Reading →

Vile Anti-Catholic Screed On Highest Holy Day

The Newsweek/Washington Post site “On Faith” published the nastiest screed against the Church by Richard Dawkins just in time for Easter. What is wrong with these people? Have they no shame whatsoever? Pundette has the story. Check it out but… Continue Reading →

Aww. The Church of Dawkins First Schism

The First Evangelical Church of the Atheistic Promulgation of Richard Dawkins is having its first schism. Awwww. Isn’t that so cute. And guess what, poor widdle Dawkins doesn’t like to be called names. Poor thing. The Times Online reports: Richard… Continue Reading →

Atheists Love You

Richard Dawkins has started up a charity called “Non Believers Giving Aid” so atheists can give to relief efforts in Haiti in a way which promulgates their atheism. Because as I’m sure you know when Haitians receive relief they’re very… Continue Reading →

Harry Potter’s An Atheist?

So first Dumbledore was gay and now Harry’s an atheist!? Next, Hermione’s going to be shooting heroin with Lindsey Lohan! And Ron will have a collection of dead hobos in his backyard.The Examiner reports: Though many people have suspected that… Continue Reading →

Dawkins is Science, Collins is Religion

So I escaped my home for a few hours on Saturday by chloroforming my wife and stapling the children to the carpet and I made my way to Barnes and Noble bookstore nearby for a few hours. I love going… Continue Reading →

Hitler Spoiled All The Fun:

How Eugenics is just misunderstood. There’s been a lot of talk about atheist’s books recently selling so well. Famous Atheist Richard Dawkins seems to be all over the news with his atheistic screed, “The God Delusion,” which dismisses all religious… Continue Reading →

The Elephant, the Baby, and the Atheist

You are on a deserted beach with a rifle, an elephant and a baby. This is the last elephant on earth and it is charging the baby. Do you shoot the elephant, knowing the species would become extinct? This was… Continue Reading →

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