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Dope-Smoking, Menstruating Monkey Study Got $3.6 Million

It’s a good thing that Americans aren’t suffering through a recession or anything. Otherwise this kind of funding for a study on dope fiend menstruating monkeys would seem pretty outrageous. CNS News reports: The National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA),… Continue Reading →

Less Monkeys, More Hocus Pocus

I’m going to try not be too snarky about this one because it’s just waaaaaaay too easy. The Wall Street Journal reports that a Harvard professor may be guilty of “scientific misconduct” after fudging data about “monkey cognition.” So as… Continue Reading →

Monkeys Riding Dogs

No matter what kind of day you’re having, tell me it couldn’t be improved by a video of monkeys riding dogs. Just try and tell me that. Who doesn’t love the thought of dog riding capuchin monkeys? Who, I ask?… Continue Reading →

Monkey Magna Carta

“Hiasl” is a chimpanzee that will have his day in an Austrian court to address whether primates should be guaranteed human rights. In a case that could set a global legal precedent as slippery as a banana peel for granting… Continue Reading →

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