OK. Listen up folks because I don’t have much time. My wife just stepped out so I write now this heartfelt plea. For 11 months, Matthew and I have been running this website purely for your entertainment purposes. It is now time for you to give back.

Every evening, we scour the internet looking for some ridiculous item that we can write something silly about while my wife glowers at me! Glowers I say! Day after day I endure the withering stares and snide comments, purely for your entertainment. Matthew’s wife completely ignores him! Come to think of it, she may have ignored him before we started Creative Minority so it may be unrelated, but never mind. We endure hardship and travail just for you. YOU! We desperately need something to justify all the time we put into this site. This is where you come in.

If we were to win a Catholic Blog Award, at least we could have something to point to. Now the Catholic Blog Awards has a preview of the top 10 vote getters so far in each category and CMR is represented in a few of them. But after all the chuckles we have endeavored to provide this last year, we are not even in the top 10 for Funniest Blog. How can you live with yourselves?!? How are we supposed to justify to our wives all this effort for yucks when we can’t even make the top 10. I ask you?!

So if you haven’t voted already (and apparently you haven’t!) Get out there and vote for Creative Minority Report in these categories:

  • Best New Catholic Blog
  • Funniest Catholic Blog
  • Best Group Blog
  • Best Political/Social Commentary Catholic Blog
  • Best Overall Catholic Blog
  • Best Designed Catholic Blog

So enough excuses. Get out and vote before it is too late. If not for me, do it for my wife!