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Yeah, That’s How You Create Hell

After announcing that Mr. Potato Head would go gender-neutral, Hasbro took back the decision, Mr. Potato Head Will Remain. All the fights we fight, all the marches we hold, and all the arguments we mount and this is the one… Continue Reading →

What Do I Tell My Prison Friends?

I just know im going to be jailed for illegally possessing a Mr. Potato Head, assorted Dr. Suess books, and a Ryan Anderson tome. So when my new prison friends ask what I’m in for, how do I explain it… Continue Reading →

Unintentionally Hilarious NYT Headline

I almost can’t believe this isn’t the Babylon Bee but it’s actually the New York Times telling the truth by mistake. Oops, they told the truth. Normalcy is the nightmare because it lessens the power of the left. Crises are… Continue Reading →

Women, You Can Compete. You Just Can’t Win.

Hey guys, if I didn’t know any better thing kind of thing would make me think that elections really matter. So please continue telling me as a Catholic how you don’t like politics and you ignore it and that somehow… Continue Reading →

Environmentally Friendly Nazis

Amazon just figured out a way to burn books that’s less harmful to the environment. No toxic fumes. No dangerous fire. Just a click and they disappear. It’s just environmentally friendly Nazism. There, don’t you feel better about it now.

WaPo Worries Not Enough Fictional Abortions

This is insanity. A columnist for the WaPo, Kate Cohen, is upset that there aren’t enough fictional babies being aborted. Seriously. On top of the millions of actual babies being killed in the womb, Mz. Cohen wants more pretend abortions… Continue Reading →

Wow. 16% of 18-23 Year Olds Are LGBT

According to a new Gallup poll, a record number of U.S. adults – 5.6% – identify as LGBTQ. That’s more than a 1 percentage point jump from the last poll in 2017 in which 4.5% of adults identified as LGBTQ…. Continue Reading →

Biden HHS Nominee Defends Chemical Castration for Kids

So, President Biden’s nominee for assistant health secretary has put his pom poms on for chemically castrating children. Because SCIENCE!!! Pennsylvania Health Secretary Rachel Levine was born with the name Richard (which is at least a little ironic, isn’t it?)… Continue Reading →

You Ready to be Censored, Disappeared?

The Democrats are essentially telling Big Media and Big Tech to censor their political opponents. They’re telling them “we’ve got your back.” Two congressional Democrats from California, Anna G. Eshoo and Jerry McNerney, asked a number of heavy hitting television… Continue Reading →

The Upside Down-ness of Things

The weather has been unpredictable recently but there’s one thing we can count on. The culture will continue its march toward insanity. Disney is releasing five seasons of the classic “Muppet Show” but the episodes will contain disclaimers that it… Continue Reading →

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