Doctors Deciding Who Dies
—Are You On the List?

Church Guilty of “Gender Apartheid”
—Yes, this WomynPriest is called the Rosa Parks of the Church

The Case For Chaos
—When it comes to communion, I take ugly and anonymous over the orderly.

Christian Minister: We Don’t Need Jesus
—Jesus was a “Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team.”

Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle
—Imagine you go to the doctor for your annual check-up, but the doctor hides the truth because it might upset you.

Room and Scored
—Some colleges are now allowing coed dorm rooms.

Karen’s Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy
—I wouldn’t want to be Bob

“Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”
—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas

Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic
—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia.

Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass
—A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery.