We Laugh Because We Believe

Month December 2010

This Should Scare You

When reading this, remember that liberal ideas start off as being jeered at as crazy but they just keep returning again and again until they’re taken seriously and finally enforced. This one may be next. American Thinker reports: The UN… Continue Reading →

Uhm. So Rick Santorum Was Right, Huh?

Hey, remember when Senator Rick Santorum said that if judges made all rules governing sexuality and marriage unconstitutional, then soon polygamy and even bestiality would be legal. And remember everyone freaked out and called Senator Santorum crazy. Well… Jammie Wearing… Continue Reading →

Even Bees Like Junk Food

Hey, a lot of us like the junk food. It doesn’t mean we are bad people. And this doesn’t mean these are bad bees. Bees from Brooklyn have been showing up in their hives a nice shade of red. No,… Continue Reading →

Official Flags End Zone Prayer

A Washington state high school football player was flagged for kneeling and pointing to heaven after scoring a touchdown. Reportedly, the line judge said the running back was attempting to bring attention to himself. But it seems to me that… Continue Reading →

A Christmas Story: The Musical

Curtain opens on a young boy. It’s Christmastime. The boy stares longingly into middle distance. The swell of music begins, crescendoing into a melancholic wish, and with an angelic voice the boy wishes out loud for that one thing that… Continue Reading →

Bar Codes for IVF Embryos?

This story is scary for so many reasons. New Science writes: Researchers at the Autonomous University of Barcelona have come up with an ingenious solution for keeping track of embryos and egg cells during in vitro fertilisation procedures: microscopic bar… Continue Reading →

Charlie Brown is a Miracle

Charlie Brown is amazing mostly because after all the abuse and derision he took he didn’t eventually bring a gun to school, take out half the cafeteria, help himself to a few extra meatballs over the cowering lunch lady, and… Continue Reading →

CMR’s 8 Signs Of The Apocalypse Vol. XVII

══ 1 ══ Chocolate Covered Bacon! Ok, this may not be a sign of THE apocalypse, but is surely a good indication of an individual’s impending personal apocalypse. As the Bible says “That is how it will be at the… Continue Reading →

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