We Laugh Because We Believe

Month November 2011

OWS Covetous?

Is the Occupy Wall Street crowd breaking one of the commandments? One group in Minnesota seems to think so. They just put up this billboard, according to Powerline.Seems to me they’ve got a point.

Say, What’s a Fertilized Egg Anyway?

Right now there are 356 mentions of “fertilized eggs” in the news, according to a quick Google News search, due to the Personhood amendment being voted on in Mississippi. You see, a fertilized egg to you, me, and anyone with… Continue Reading →

My 4 Year Old Didn’t Kill Anyone Today

I brought my four year old to the 11 a.m. Mass this morning. All my other children were there already with their parish school. It was a nice Mass and my oldest is in the choir. Our pastor talked during… Continue Reading →

She Loves Me, Oy Oy Oy

Word on the street is that Paul McCartney may convert to Judaism (he was baptized a Catholic) for his new wife. This comes from a Jewish site, so don’t mind the language. Paul McCartney, as everyone knows, has walked down… Continue Reading →

It Is Finished. aka “Taper Time”

Well, that’s it. I have done all I can do to get ready for the Philadelphia marathon in just 15 days. In the last 5 months I have gone from very overweight couch potato who could barely jog a mile… Continue Reading →

Happy Birthday Baby! You’re Doomed!

When babies are born, the baby is supposed to cry out to the world. Well, a few days ago a baby was born and instead, the world cried out. In horror. As the baby stretched out, the world curled into… Continue Reading →

Shut Up James Garner. Please!!!

I lived on Rockford Files reruns and beer when I was in college. (And cheese steaks if I’m telling the complete truth.) I’m a huge James Garner fan. So somebody please tell him to shut up before he destroys my… Continue Reading →

The Abortionist Signed Her Birth Certificate

The silent holocaust didn’t beat Gianna Jessen. You have to watch this video. It’s truly amazing. I can’t recommend this more. Please watch this. You know what, forget please. It’s now required watching. Ht Sherry

We’ll Starve That Baby Out Of You

What the heck? MILTON, Ontario, November 2, 2011 (LifeSiteNews.com) – An Ontario inmate who is seven months pregnant says she has been put into a small, cold cell with a diet of bread and water after refusing to undergo an… Continue Reading →

The Devil Made Me Gay! Or Not.

Theological error, they called it. The Pilot, the journal of the Archdiocese of Boston, published a column written by Daniel Avila, policy director for marriage and family at the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops. This is what Avila had to… Continue Reading →

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