Word on the street is that Paul McCartney may convert to Judaism (he was baptized a Catholic) for his new wife.
This comes from a Jewish site, so don’t mind the language.
Paul McCartney, as everyone knows, has walked down the aisle for the third time, married Jewess #2 and thus corrected the error of his ways. But while he and Nancy Shevell may not have walked down the chupah, Paul may be in line for another Jewish ceremony. Word on the street is that he promised the missus he’d become a Member of the Tribe, and is preparing himself for the big day.
She loves me, oy oy oy.
All you need is love, and a nice marble rye.
Hey, Jewwwwd.
Mazel Tov!
November 4, 2011 at 2:41 pm
It does not matter to me what religion Sir Paul may convert to since we all know that the late George Harrison converted to Hinduism with his wife Patti Boyd after meeting the Maharashi Yogi in 1967. As a matter of fact he stayed a Hindu up until his death in 2001. We need real confirmation on this about Paul because rumors can be dangerous and wrong.
November 4, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Headline: "Got To Get Jew Into My Life"
November 4, 2011 at 2:48 pm
You wrote this post just so you could you use the "Hey Jewwwwd" line, didn't you?
November 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
That title… ROTFL! Sir Paul certainly gets swept away by the ladies, doesn't he?
RC, that was the best. B.
November 4, 2011 at 7:23 pm
So, he's gotta get circumcised, right?
November 4, 2011 at 8:08 pm
"All you need is love, and a nice marble rye."
… Or a nice MLT – that's a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich – when the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomatoes are just ripe. They're so perky. I love that.
So, Sir Paul is marrying Madonna?
November 5, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Paul ought to convert to one of the Ultra-Orthodox sects of Judaism. I heard those folks love to get into estatic dancing and they can really twist and shout! Come on, come on, bubie! Twist and shout! Scotju
November 5, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Who cares!
November 6, 2011 at 8:53 pm
I don't think this is possible since Paul is a vegetarian, and one can't be a vegetarian and a Jew…can he?
November 7, 2011 at 2:21 pm
You can be a vegetarian and a Jew – in fact it's easier to keep Kosher if you don't eat meat.
November 7, 2011 at 3:43 pm
No fool like an old.. wait.. nevermind…too easy.
November 10, 2011 at 2:04 am
Classy. Working towards meaningful ecumenical dialogue, are we?
November 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm
Nothing like a little antisemitism in the morning, is there?