We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Secularists Go Full on BurgerMeister MeisterBurger This Christmas

You might recall the character Burgermeister Meisterburger from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town. He was the baddie who hated toys and Christmas. Like, a lot. He said things like, “Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found… Continue Reading →

Detroit “Pleased” that Kids Can’t Read or Write

Only 4 percent of Detroit public school eighth graders are proficient or better in math and only 7 percent in reading. But don’t worry, this is good news. It seems Detroit public schools have sucked for so long, it’s ok… Continue Reading →

Ted Cruz Hits a Homerun Against the Media

I’m hoping this wakes people up to his candidacy. I was watching the Mets and every once in a while I’d click over to the debate only to hear stupid and inane questions and mostly stupid and inane answers. Definitely… Continue Reading →

Heh. Harry Reid Calls LGBT “LBJ” and Then Asks “What are the Letters?”

You can tell how passionately he cares about these issues. Or is it his brutal knock down drag out with his exercise equipment is taking its toll? Can you just imagine the national hand wringing that would ensue if a… Continue Reading →

Y’know How They Said Assisted Suicide Would Reduce Suicide? Uhm. Not So Much

You know, I’m starting to think that radical secularists lie. Like, a lot. In attempting to pass physician assisted suicide in California, it was sometimes said that physician assisted suicide would actually reduce suicide rates. Well it turns out, if… Continue Reading →

11th CMP Video Shows PP Doc Talking Partial Birth Abortion to Sell Intact Fetuses

PLANNED PARENTHOOD TX DOC: HARVESTING INTACT FETAL HEADS “WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO STRIVE FOR.” Yeah, it’s as awful as you thought it was. Dr. Amna Dermish, Planned Parenthood Late-Term Abortion Doctor in Austin, TX, Taught by PPFA Senior Director… Continue Reading →

Gotta’ Admit, The Little Commie Has a Point

I love it when reality confronts hippies. It’s so cute when commies get all angry. Except when they’re in power. Then it’s actually scary. WSJ: On a summer visit to the grave of Karl Marx, Ben Gliniecki found that he… Continue Reading →

I Feel the Same Way John Kerry

Secretary of State John Kerry said he thinks any elected official who aren’t willing to act on climate change isn’t fit for public office. He said: But when I hear a United States senator say, “I’m not a scientist so… Continue Reading →

Pelosi Says Fund Planned Parenthood for Pope Francis

The “DEVOUT CATHOLIC” Nancy Pelosi said yesterday that she believes Pope Francis wants Republicans to shut up and fund Planned Parenthood. Now, I know that Pope Francis has said some confusing things over the past year but he’s been pretty… Continue Reading →

Candace Cameron Bure Defends Football Coach Who Prays. Raven Symone Not So Much

Who cares what the ladies from The View think, right? What’s interesting here is Candace Cameron Bure’s great defense of the coach whose job is being threatened because he dared to pray after football games. But the other ladies, other… Continue Reading →

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