We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Don’t Mock Conspiracy Theories About Vegas

I just want to elicit a promise from everyone right now that we will not mock conspiracy theorists about the Las Vegas shooting. We have been fed timelines that are nonsensical and conflicting. There have been corrections and revisions and… Continue Reading →

Hillary Compares Russian Election Games to 9/11. Yeah. 9/11.

Hillary Clinton called Russian interference in the 2016 election a “cyber 9/11” on Sunday. So thousands of people’s deaths as compared with one demented woman’s dream of becoming president dashed. Yeah, I see the similarities. Weasel Zippers: Former presidential candidate… Continue Reading →

Christian Baker Asked to Bake Cake for Satanists

You might remember the baker Jack Phillips from being vilified on ABC, NBC< CBS, the Home Shopping Network, A&E, the Oxygen Network and pretty much every newspaper in the country for believing that marriage is between a man and a... Continue Reading →

Ridiculous Couple Sues Catholic Charities over Adoption

This. Is. Nuts. So pretty much a random day in the life of 21st century America. The AP reports: A North Dakota couple is suing Catholic Charities for $6.5 million, alleging that the group didn’t allow them to adopt a… Continue Reading →

What Big Abortion Doesn’t Understand about Pro-Lifers

When I was a nine-year-old kid and told some outrageous lie to my teachers or parents (it was like one time tops), the last thing I wanted was a lengthy debate about my lie because I knew that at some… Continue Reading →

Columbus Poem Fixed for the 21st Century

I’ve SJW’ed it for a more 21st century understanding of Columbus. In fourteen hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue. On three ships he took a ride in order to carry out his genocide. His sails filled night and day… Continue Reading →

The Truth About Columbus?

Wait. Columbus was America’s first immigrant but the left doesn’t want to celebrate him? I guess he wasn’t a Democrat. But now we have antifa threatening to destroy all statues of Columbus. The Daily Signal: Far-left historian Howard Zinn, in… Continue Reading →

Archdiocese of Philadelphia Holds Mass for Las Vegas Victims

If you’re looking for something to do, here’s something. It’ll be a heckuva lot more effective than time spent arguing about gun control on Facebook. The Archdiocese of Philadelphia invites all people of good will to join in prayer for… Continue Reading →

This. Is. CNN.

CNN said the Vegas shooting occurred because America is ‘silently accepting the rage of white men.’ Me: So “white men” are responsible for Las Vegas shooting but all these jihadists have nothing to do with Muslims. Right? This. Is. CNN…. Continue Reading →

Original Sin is Crucial

The concept of original sin is crucial to our culture. We must acknowledge that man is imperfect or else leftists will go about their business of perfecting us. And that business always ends bloody. Human perfectability is just too tantalizing… Continue Reading →

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